Life rules

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These are the rules I live by:

  1. When someone or something disappoints me, I eat burrata. That way, my worst-case scenario is always burrata.
  2. Whenever my life starts to feel meaningless, I do something kind for someone else. 
  3. If I find myself feeling sorry for myself, I listen to “How Soon is Now?” and laugh at how seriously Morrissey takes himself and think about how I don’t want to be like him.
  4. If I don’t like myself now, I will in two weeks.